Welcome and thank you to our new and returning members from Alabama, Arizona, British Columbia, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, France, Georgia, Hampshire, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Michigan, Middlesex, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Norfolk, North Carolina, Northamptonshire, North Lincolnshire, Ohio, Ontario, Pennsylvania, Perthshire, Saskatchewan, Tennessee, Texas, Tokyo, Tyne and Wear, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Berkshire and beyond...

Renewing member Michael from Ontario says:

Mark, long time fan. You are one of the lights in the darkness. God Bless.

South of the 49th parallel, Tim from Florida has just joined:

Mark, I've been a fan since 2015 when on the Rush Limbaugh show you made a quip about the novel rhetoric that we must protect "The Peaceful Transfer of Power" and how it's so special because in barbaric countries like Norway they take the old Prime Minister, throw him off of the balcony, and the crowd "tears him to pieces".

I'm still not sure if anyone else ever found that so amusing, but you were early to point out the over usage of meaningless buzzwords in politics when it was not yet cool. My apologies for waiting a decade to join your club...

It's never too late to join! If you've been on the fence, now is a great time to sign-up.

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline...

~ Steyn's Song of the Week Irving Berlin's "God Bless America" was most appropriately timed, as Mark explains...

~ Following the US strike on Iran, Mark undertook to examine the Things That Don't Change and the meaning of Harmony and Understanding. Club members had quite a lot to about these developments in the comments section.

~ On Wednesday Mark fielded questions from Mark Steyn Club members live around the planet. This week's show covered a range of topics from the Iran ceasefire and the Nato summit to New York's next mayor and the latest Covid-vaccine stats. In case you missed it, here's the action replay.

~ In addition to her round-up of links, Laura Rosen Cohen took on the political disaster unfolding in New York.

~ It was "All Far Too Quiet on the Western Front" on Friday as Mark further explained the essential difference between the rulers and the ruled...

~ On this week's episode of Mark Steyn on the Town, we celebrated two very different songwriters, and some ring-a-ding-ding movie themes.

~ And, in his Saturday column, Rick McGinnis reviewed Grand Prix and the Motorsport Movie.

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

THE MARK STEYN 2026 CRUISE - October 4th-11th

Imagine:

Cruising from the picturesque Quebec City to the vibrant streets of New York, with stops at the stunning fjords of Saguenay, the historic charm of Sept-Îles, and the lively culture-rich shores of Halifax.

Exclusive access to live tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and all your favorite Club features – Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.

Enjoying intimate parties and social hours with Mark and his special guests, as well as fellow cruisers who share your passion for meaningful conversation and unforgettable experiences.

Experiencing the timeless elegance and impeccable service aboard the Queen Mary 2 – truly a floating palace.

Spaces for this intimate voyage are very limited, and we want to make sure you don't miss your chance to embark on this journey with Mark and like-minded fellow cruisers from around the world.

Ready to secure your spot or want to chat about the best stateroom options?

Give a call to our Steyn at Sea Cruise Travel Partners at 1-844-340-3350. They'll help you every step of the way.

Or, better yet, click here to book your adventure now.

Early this morning, Mark's column began "In the early hours of Sunday morning (Iran time), six B-2 bombers flew from the United States and dropped a dozen bunker-busters on the Islamic Republic's nuclear facility at Fordow. Sites at Natanz and Esfahan were also hit..." More on this breaking news here.

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline:

~ Steyn's Song of the Week was on "Soliloquy" from the musical Carousel (adapted from his book A Song for the Season).

~ Mark's Monday Notebook was on the incentivising of political violence.

~ Mark's G7 Summit Notebook was our most read piece of the week.

~ On Wednesday Mark fielded questions from club members around the planet in his live Clubland Q&A. If you missed it, here's the action replay.

~ Laura Rosen Cohen returned on Thursday with her excellent round-up of links and observations on Israel and Iran.

~ On Friday, we shared this exclusive interview of Mark by his former GB News colleague Dan Wootton. This was one of several shows recorded before a live audience on board the recent Mark Steyn Cruise.

~ On this week's episode of Mark Steyn on the Town, we wished a happy birthday to a legendary British lyricist (and beloved Mark Steyn Club member) and enjoyed a cavalcade of Non-Stop Number Ones down the decades. In case you missed it, here's the action replay available for download by club members.

~ Finally, Rick McGinnis was back last night with his review of Michael Powell's "The Small Back Room".

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

​ Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

​Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

Happy Father's Day to all our readers around the world. At SteynOnline, Mark has a special audio edition of The Mark Steyn Show with a few Father's Day moments down the years from the various iterations of our show, featuring poems, songs and reminiscences on the theme, by everybody from Dame Vera Lynn to a neighbour of Mark's in New Hampshire.

Sadly, some fathers are not with us today:

This Father's Day, I remember my dad — taken too soon because of the COVID-19 vaccine. He trusted what he was told, and paid the ultimate price. He died afraid and alone. I carry his memory in every fight for justice and truth.
Love you always, Dad. 💔 #FathersDay #VaccineInjury https://t.co/lApJelj5nQ

— Dizzy Retro (@DizzyRetro) June 15, 2025

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline.

~ In this audio edition of Steyn's Song of the Week, Mark told the story of a song that's a blast of pure joy, but emerged from an unlikely corner of history: "Ain't Misbehaving'".

~ At the start of the week, Mark surveyed the New West and the realities of demography in California and beyond. He also took a look back on the pilot programme for civilisational suicide in this topical take.

~ Later, we provided an update on Mann vs Steyn as Michael E. Mann attempted to Mannsplain his way out of well-deserved sanctions for presenting false evidence to the jury in the DC Superior Court.

~ On Wednesday Mark fielded questions from club members around the planet in his live Clubland Q&A. If you missed it, here's the action replay. This week's show covered a range of topics from "far right" fainthearts to Mike Johnson's travel plans.

~ Laura's Links returned on Thursday with Laura's excellent round-up of links plus some heartwarming stories in the Human Grace section.

~ In our most read piece of the week, Mark had some notes on a new war at the start of the weekend.

Later, Mark shared a brand-new Tale for Our Time: "Knock" - a short story from 1948 written by Fredric Brown.

~ On this week's episode of Mark Steyn on the Town, Mark remembered a fine songwriter, celebrated the centennial of a great American standard, and enjoy the windy Sinatra. If you are a Mark Steyn Club member, please log-in here.

~ Finally, Rick McGinnis changed up his regular movie review for a documentary on Kentucky coal miners, released in 1977.

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

​ Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

​Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

Last week, we introduced a brand-new audio player. This week, we bring you The Clubhouse - your go-to spot for sharing breaking news, links and other items that don't fit with current topics. Members may access this new open forum under The Mark Steyn Club tab on the homepage at SteynOnline here.

If you are not yet a member, please join us here!

Speaking of, we are so grateful for the many new members and returning members in recent weeks from Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Derbyshire, Florida, Georgia, Hampshire, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kent, Kentucky, London, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Ontario, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Southampton, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Victoria, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin, and beyond.

Paul has just joined from California:

Mark, keep fighting for western civilization and our freedom, and keep us laughing along the way!

John from Montana decided to renew:

I spend a good hour here every morning trying to keep up with the content and the comments. A great place to be. The most recent tale, Three Men on the Bummel, reminded me of my father, who passed five years ago. We both loved that sort of humour...

As did Chuck from Arizona:

Love support Mark and his work! As well as his support team. Enjoyed the Cruise and look forward to 2026 Cruise

And, we look forward to seeing you on the next cruise!

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline:

~ On Sunday, Mark told the story of two Sunday songs written six decades apart...

~ In our most read piece of the week, Mark discussed what happens when Molotov Man Meets Awareness-Raisers.

~ On Tuesday, Mark weighed in on the situation in Ukraine.

~ Mark was back taking questions from Mark Steyn Club members live around the planet on Wednesday. This week's show covered a range of topics from the dawn of Pride Season to the death of nations. In case you missed it, here's the action replay. Do have a listen on our brand-new audio player.

~ In this week's Laura's Links, Laura Rosen Cohen shared her thoughts on the Jewish holiday of Shavuot and Ruth the Moabite in addition to her round-up of excellent links.

~ On Friday, we had a brand-new Mark Steyn Show with Steyn Show favorites: Jules Serkin and Naomi Wolf discussing the effects of the Covid vaccine and those who covered it up.

Later, we aired a rerun of a Tale for Our Time first aired almost a decade ago: "Belling the Cat" by Rudyard Kipling.

~ On this week's episode of Mark Steyn on the Town, we celebrated Georges Bizet and Nancy Sinatra. Plus: a cavalcade of Non-Stop Number Ones, and a rare touch of reggae. To listen to the programme, simply click here and log-in.

~ Later, Rick McGinnis reviewed "The Wages of Fear" starring Yves Montand which he describes as "a gritty 1953 drama by Henri-Georges Clouzot that might have been a classic film noir if it had been made in English, and would influence Hollywood action movies for decades to come."

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

​ Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

​Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

This week, the team took a trip down memory road, celebrating the 8th anniversary of The Mark Steyn Club at SteynOnline! We are truly grateful to all our readers, columnists, and of course, Mark, for being our courageous leader these many years.

As we move into our next year, we've installed a new audio player. The new player allows listeners to pause Mark on one device and pick him up when convenient on a different device. And people think AI is cool.

If you missed The Mark Steyn Cruise's voyage through the Straits of Gibraltar this past April (and regret it), 2026's Steyn at Sea cruise has just been announced – join us as we embark to explore Canada's hidden treasures.

From the inbox:

Jackie writes in on Mark's Memorial Day tribute, brought back due to popular demand:

"Thank you Mark for this beautiful tribute to our many fallen. The music selection was perfect and poignant. I actually had tears and a swollen heart thinking of Caroline Grant and the many others who experienced similar events. Our heroes, our brothers, fathers, lovers. May they rest in peace and may we never forget what they gave."

While Fran shares:

"On Memorial Day, I can think all day long of a brave young man from our town, Cpl. Jesse M. Zamora, 22, who died from shrapnel when a roadside bomb blew up his Humvee in Baiji, Iraq.

"His mom, Paula, is a friend of mine and she asked, 'which son is it?' when the Army officials came to her door to tell her the news. Her older son, Tyrel was stationed in Baghdad and flew home for the funeral. Jesse always wanted to be a soldier, Paula told me. He joined right after graduation from high school. She took me on a tour through her home to show me where he grew up and showed me his bedroom which she kept exactly as he left it, but now with some photos of him in uniform, a flag and Army memorabilia. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 187th Infantry, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division, Fort Campbell, Kentucky. Jesse along with six others from his team were killed within a week of his death on February 3, 2006. I can't help but think for what purpose was his life and all the others who died over there cut so short.

"This very moving audio Memorial Day show is something the entire country should hear."

In that vein, the week began solemnly on Memorial Day here at SteynOnline, featuring Mark's homage to all those who have given their all in The Swallows Skim, All is Hushed.

~ Back to work on Tuesday, Mark's Topical Take looks back at the British monarchy's special relationship with both the U.S. and Canada as King Charles landed in the northern Commonwealth, his first such visit as sovereign.

~ The much commented on Second Amendment Territory – this week's Clubland Q&A – delved into everything (and everyone) from Michael Mann and Secretary of State Mario Rubio to free speech and of course, the Second Amendment.

~ This week, Laura shared in The Writing on the Wall what she believes is in Canada's future (no, not that!), in addition to her regular roundup of links from around the world, ending with Gene Simmon's own incredible Memorial Day story.

~ The Mark Steyn Show Friday brought one of the most popular panels from the latest cruise to SteynOnline readers. Featuring dear friends Ann and Phelim, the team discusses the un-Irishification of Ireland. Watch here.

~ Over at Rick's Flicks, Rick shares both commentary on "The Duke" (aka John Wayne) and one of Wayne's lesser-known gems, Island in the Sky.

~ Finally, Mark Steyn On the Town features his interview with Charlie Strouse, who recently passed away (RIP). Strouse was known for hits to include Annie and Bye Bye Birdie.

Don't miss it – it airs on Serenade Radio, Saturday's at 5 p.m. British Summer Time/12 p.m. North American Eastern. In case you missed it, it is available for club members here.

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

​ Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

​ Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

It's Memorial Day Weekend here in America. As is tradition, our President has issued a proclamation:

We are eternally indebted to our Nation's fallen heroes. On this solemn day, as we honor their sacrifice, the First Lady and I ask all citizens to join us in prayer that Almighty God may comfort those who mourn, grant protection to all who serve, and bring blessed peace to the world.

Thus, volunteers have spent the weekend placing small American flags on the graves of our fallen soldiers in cemeteries all across America and abroad:

A two-year old boy helps volunteers place flags in front of soldiers' graves for Memorial Day at St. Mihiel American Cemetery, France.#MemorialDay pic.twitter.com/KOpmNV0rqW

— ABMC (@usabmc) May 24, 2025

As the daughter of a disabled veteran, from a long line of veterans, many of us do not want to see that sacrifice offered in vain for places that silence truth-tellers or enable evil.

In our latest episode of The Mark Steyn Show, taped on the recent Mark Steyn Cruise and aired on Friday, the second term of President Trump and the influence of the Making America Great Again movement on the rest of the world was very much on the minds of Mark and his special guests: Michele Bachmann, Leilani Dowding, Elizabeth Barker and Calvin Robinson. As if almost on cue, we understand via yesterday's news, that Trump has sent "a free speech team to interview UK activists" and so we are hopeful that our beleaguered club members in the UK will soon see the restoration of their rights and their country to its pre-invasion glory.

~ Speaking of the UK's pre-invasion glory.... in Monday's column Mark discussed "remigration" and the world before a Brexit that didn't quite happen.

~ On Tuesday, Mark weighed in on the shameful term of Biden and this week's lies about it - which would have kept us on the same WEF trajectory as much of the rest of the world had we not reversed course in the 2024 election.

~ Mark returned on Wednesday to field questions from Mark Steyn Club members live around the planet in our weekly Clubland Q&A. This week's show covered a range of topics from Trump and Ramaphosa to the Remigration Summit in Italy.

~ This week's Laura's Links followed the terrorist attack on two young Israeli embassy employees in Washington, DC and included a perfectly timed reminder that Israel and the Jewish people are not going anywhere: Am Yisrael Chai.

~ Later in the day there was breaking news from the DC Superior Court on the other side of that swamp, which I shared here. In the Mann vs Steyn case there is now one question: Who owes one million dollars now?

On the kinder side of life:

~ Steyn's Song of the Week celebrated an old friend of Mark's, the late Ann Ronell, who tells Mark about her two biggest hits...

~ In Mark Steyn's On the Town, we marked Queen Victoria's birthday with a diverse range of songwriters from Felix Mendelssohn to Tammy Wynette. Plus the Imperial Sinatra and a cavalcade of Non-Stop Number Ones.

~ Rick McGinnis reviewed "A Girl Without a Room"- a 1933 pre-Code musical comedy, set in Montparnasse, in the district of Paris that was home to the original Bohemia.

Finally, club members enjoyed the final episode of one of Mark's most popular narrations to date in Tales for Our Time: Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K Jerome. With the lazy days of summer and long car rides approaching, this is the perfect time to escape the worries of the world and enjoy the delights of classic fiction in audio form. We now have a library of over seventy various tales available here for club members.

And, if hard-core non-fiction is what you seek, we also have narrations of Climate Change: The Facts and "A Disgrace to the Profession": The World's Scientists, In Their Own Words, On Michael E Mann, His Hockey Stick And Their Damage To Science. Volume I - compiled and edited by Mark Steyn.

Finally, thank you and welcome to all our new and returning members this week. If you are considering joining or renewing, we invite you to do so here.

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

This month we are celebrating our eight birthday and the renewal of our loyal members:

Michael from New South Wales writes:

Cheers our family up on all the worst days.

Nicholas from British Columbia adds:

Thanks again for a voice of humour and sanity.

Kent from Virginia concludes:

Thanks Mark & team for helping us get through another challenging year!

Thank you Kent, Michael and Nicholas and welcome to all our new and returning members from Alabama, Arizona, Berkshire, British Columbia, Buckinghamshire, Bulgaria, California, Cheshire, Colorado, Connecticut, Dorset, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Italy, Kansas, Kent, Lancashire, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, New Zealand, North Carolina, Nova Scotia, Ohio, Ontario, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Queensland, South Carolina, South Dakota, Surrey, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Victoria, Virginia, Washington, and beyond. If you are not yet a member, we invite you to join today!

Here, at SteynOnline, we strive to provide that balance of important insight on the dark stuff in our world but also respite with music, film and Mark's ever popular narrations in Tales for Our Time. If you haven't yet had the opportunity, now is the perfect time to catch up with our current tale, Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K Jerome. A new episode airs this evening.

~ In Steyn's Song of the Week Mark shared the fascinating history of "Happy Birthday to You".

~ On Monday Mark examined "England's Police State". It was our most-read piece of the week.

~ Steyn picked five details of the big picture in his Tuesday Notebook.

~ On Wednesday Mark fielded questions from Mark Steyn Club members around the planet. This week's show covered a range of topics from Trump in the Middle East to Keir Starmer going full Enoch. Please click here for the action replay.

~ In this week's Laura's Links, Laura shared her thoughts on the "new Canada" as well as interesting links from around the world.

~ Mark's Weekend Notebook explored the spotting of mysterious shell configurations at the beach as well as the case of political prisoner Lucy Connolly.

~ Later we aired the second from our recordings on the recent cruise - this episode of The Mark Steyn Show featuring Dan Wootton, Laurence Fox and Naomi Wolf - dealt with the effect of the UK's chief censor, Ofcom, and its deleterious effect on free speech in the UK and beyond.

~ In this week's episode of Mark Steyn On the Town we had a Eurovisionish edition (congratulations to this year's Israeli contestant for winning the votes of the people!).

~ On Saturday evening, Rick's Flicks returned with Rick McGinnis' review of Michael Caine in "Get Carter".

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers among our readers in America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and elsewhere...

Also, a very happy eighth birthday to all of us in The Mark Steyn Club! Welcome to all our new and returning members!

As part of our birthday celebration this week:

~ We had a special presentation in lieu of Steyn's Song of the Week - a sampler of the accompanying melodies for some of our Tales for Our Time. Mark played ninety minutes of great works by composers from all over the map- and along the way Mark explained how he goes about picking out these tunes for our tales.

~ A birthday column in which Mark considered where we've been and where we're going. It was our most read piece of the week.

~ A birthday edition of our Clubland Q&A in which Mark fielded questions from Mark Steyn Club members around the planet. In case you missed it, here's the action replay.

~ A brand new Mark Steyn Show which was filmed live on the Mark Steyn Iberian Cruise with three of our special guests: Sammy Woodhouse and Samantha Smith are not only two of Mark's favourite contributors to the show, but also indomitable survivors of the scourge that afflicts English towns up and down the land - the paedophile rapists protected and enabled by almost every organ of the British state from the Prime Minister's office down. Sammy and Samantha are joined by one of the few London media figures to take any sustained interest in the subject, The Daily Telegraph's Allison Pearson.

Along the way, we also considered the conclave process and the election of a new pope - both in our conclave watch and in this week's edition of Rick's Flicks.

~ Mark's brilliant narration of our latest Tales for Our Time - Jerome K Jerome's Three Men on the Bummel - continued apace. A new episode will air later today.

~ Mark also pondered a rematch of The War of 1812.

~ And, speaking of the deranged dominion, Laura Rosen Cohen considered "the allegedly free world" along with her excellent round-up of links from around the world.

~ Finally, if you missed yesterday's airing of Mark Steyn on the Town at Serenade Radio, the replay is available here for club members. We marked Golden Spike Day, enjoyed songs from Texans and Tuscans, pondered a funny lady's serious turn, and remembered all Frank's tomorrows...

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

Are you ready for your next extraordinary travel experience with Mark Steyn and his special guests?

We're thrilled to invite you aboard the iconic Cunard Queen Mary 2 for the 2026 Steyn at Sea cruise—October 4^th – 11^th, 2026.

Voyage Highlights:

·Departure: Quebec City, Canada

·Destination: New York, NY

·Enchanting Ports of Call: Saguenay, Sept-Îles, and charming Halifax

Imagine cruising with your fellow Mark Steyn Club members, immersing yourself in the breathtaking beauty of eastern Canada's coastal gems—all while indulging in the timeless elegance and luxury only the Queen Mary 2 can offer.

Why should you join this adventure?

• Access to tapings of The Mark Steyn Show and live versions of Mark Steyn Club features, including Sunday Poem, Tales for Our Time, and Steyn's Song of the Week.
• Opportunities to meet, schmooze, and enjoy personal interaction with Mark and his special guests.
• Exclusive parties with Mark and his special guests. You'll also spend time with like-minded folks from around the globe as you dine and attend special events with your fellow Mark Steyn Club cruisers, including exclusive cocktail receptions and informal get-togethers.
• Unrivaled comfort and service aboard the legendary Cunard Queen Mary 2.
• Explore the magnificent fjords of Saguenay.
• Discover the historic charm of Sept-Îles.
• Wander through the vibrant, culture-rich shores of Halifax.
• End your journey in the iconic and bustling city of New York.

This voyage promises lively interaction, mesmerizing views, cultural treasures, and the perfect blend of relaxation and exploration.

Spaces are limited on this exclusive 2026 cruise—secure your spot early, as it will sell out!

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

BREAKING NEWS: Last night we received a ruling in Michael E. Mann's "the process is the punishment" lawfare against Mark relative to "Rule 54 Costs".

Rule 54 costs are meant to reimburse a prevailing party for court costs such as filing fees and transcription.

Mann was seeking $679,490 - the bulk of which was for alleged "digital storage" for what turned out to be an arm of his own lawyer's firm.

The judge cut Mann's request down to $67,686 jointly and severally from Mark and his co-defendant Rand Simberg. And, approximately 3k each against Mark and Rand separately. He also ordered Mann to pay $56,094 to co-defendant CEI for their rule 54 costs.

These are tied to liability and are appealable. If the DC jury's verdict is ultimately thrown out on appeal, then the cost award would be thrown out too.

We don't yet know the bottom line. At the moment, we still have a sanctions award Mann has been ordered to pay Mark - but that amount hasn't been ruled on. Also, Mark will be entitled to "fees on fees" - the cost of responding to Mann's objections to the sanctions against him for publishing false information to the jury. A number that continues to rise...

In other news, it was a busy week at SteynOnline with elections in Australia, Canada and the United Kingdom. We were proud to see our old friend Andrew Lawton elected to Parliament for Elgin—St. Thomas—London South.

Mark also introduced a new Tale for Our Time - Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K Jerome - which is a popular feature available to Mark Steyn Club members.

Speaking of members, we were honored to welcome many new and returning members:

Pierre from Manitoba:

Thank you for your great work and the incredible courage you have shown over the years...

Dan from Texas:

Keep going, Mark. You're a good man. Thanks for being a beacon of free speech and cultural enlightenment. The beautiful stories behind Edelweiss and Mack the Knife were highlights from the last year.

Elizabeth from New York:

You are the best source for news on the internet, Mark. I look forward every day to your columns. The music, tales, and poetry are a bonus equal in value to your politics and war commentaries....

And, from California, Janet writes:

Thank you, Mark, for your ever joyful resilience and dulcet tones.

Thank you and welcome to Pierre, Dan, Elizabeth, Janet and all our new and returning members from Alberta, Arizona, California, East Staffordshire, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Kansas, Massachusetts, New South Wales, North Carolina, Pembrokeshire, Pennsylvania, Ontario, Quebec, Texas, and beyond.

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the rest of the week looked at SteynOnline:

~ Steyn's Song of the Week was dedicated to Mark's native homeland - "O Canada".

~ On Monday, Mark previewed a week of elections.

~ Mark's analysis the morning after the Canadian election - "Losers Gotta Lose" - was our most read piece of the week.

~ On Wednesday Mark returned to Clubland Q&A fielding questions from Mark Steyn Club members live around the planet. This week's show covered a range of topics from the Great Euro-Blackout to the name of Mark's paramilitary organisation. In case you missed it, the action replay is available here.

~ Laura Rosen Cohen was back on Thursday with her round-up of links from around the planet - including a word on "Arson Jihad".

~ On Friday, Mark "followed the science"...

~ In this week's edition of Mark Steyn On the Town, we celebrate the show's first birthday with an extended outing of our Non-Stop Number Ones and a special edition of our Sinatra Sextet.

~ And, Rick McGinnis was back Saturday night with his timely review of "Battle of Britain".

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.

** Announcing THE MARK STEYN 2026 CRUISE - October 4th-11th, 2026 **

Join Mark and his special guests for a 7 Nights • Quebec City to New York cruise on Cunard's Queen Mary 2.

Ports of Call on this very special ship include Saguenay, Sept-Iles and Halifax.

You'll enjoy thoughtful discussions on the state of western civilization, analysis of political and cultural trends from the United States to the far reaches of the Commonwealth, and live editions of the features you've come to know and love from SteynOnline like Steyn's Song of the Week and Steyn's Sunday Poem.

For more information, please contact our exclusive booking partner: The Cruise & Vacation Authority at 1-844-340-3350, [email protected] or book here.

We hope our readers in Australia, New Zealand and other parts of the Commonwealth had a good and meaningful Anzac Day. Some of our members from Down Under have written in recent weeks:

Bede in Victoria:

Renewing before they slap a tariff on Aussie subscriptions, and especially on us woke Melbournians.

Paul from Queensland:

Keep the bastards honest Mark

Another Queenslander Joan:

We are immensely grateful to Mark for his courage and tenacity.... Mark has been an inspiration to us ever since we heard him talk in Brisbane, many many years ago....

Thank you and welcome to Bede, Paul, Joan and all our new and returning members from Alberta, Arizona, Australian Capital Territory, British Columbia, California, Colorado, Connecticut, East Sussex, Essex, Florida, Gloucestershire, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, London, Louisiana, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New South Wales, New York, Norfolk, North Yorkshire, Oklahoma, Ohio, Ontario, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Queensland, Shropshire, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Victoria, Virginia, Washington, West Lothian, West Midlands, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Yellowknife and beyond.

Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here's how the last seven days looked at SteynOnline...

~ Steyn's Song of the Week was the appropriately timed Easter Parade.

~ On Monday we shared Ann McElhinney and Phelim McAleers's podcast (recorded on the recent Mark Steyn Cruise) re Starmer's Political Prisoner.

~ In Tuesday's Notebook, our most read piece of the week, Mark examined "Pontiffs and Poseurs".

~ On Wednesday, Mark returned to field questions from Mark Steyn Club members live around the planet.

This week's show covered a range of topics from Klaus Schwab's unhappy ending to the Canadian election via Chief Justice Roberts' Easter surprise. In case you missed it, here's the action replay.

~ Laura's Links was back on Wednesday with a round-up of links from around the world plus some examples of miracles large and small.

~ The curious case of the "Maximum Security Masterchef" was detailed in Mark's Friday column.

~ Later, Mark read a selection from The Four Loves by C S Lewis - a feature for Mark Steyn Club members.

~ In this week's edition of Mark Steyn on the Town on Serenade Radio, we ran the gamut from the McGuire Sisters to Elvis Presley via a spot of what Daffy Duck would call "pronoun trouble", a doubly smiling Sinatra, a cavalcade of Non-Stop Number Ones, and Mark's memories of Wink Martindale.

~ Finally, Rick's Flicks featured a review of "The Trip" starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.

A new week begins later today with Steyn's Song of the Week at Serenade Radio at 5:30pm British Summer Time/ 12:30pm North American Eastern Time.